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Harm Demotivational Poster


FATHER I AM -


TAGS: protector war child innocence harm
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Feasibly - October 1, 2010, 8:16 pm
5er RL and ditto what rerun and Hammy said.
Hawamleh - October 1, 2010, 7:51 pm
5ls, Excellent Re-use, And You Took A Touchy Pic,and made a poster that we can all relate to, excellent work.
jameswnash - October 1, 2010, 7:35 pm
5 RL
rerun - October 1, 2010, 5:05 pm

This image is never easy to see, however it does make me appreciate the society I live in.
Reality Lord - October 1, 2010, 4:58 pm

no wakeup, the father was caught in crossfire between rival forces and tried in vain to use his body as a meatshield for his son.
Feasibly - October 1, 2010, 4:47 pm
I share your sentiments in the caption RL. And it's hard to look at that ph**o knowing the story behind it. I'll try and vote later.
440wakeup - October 1, 2010, 4:41 pm
Didn't the ISREALI's purposely target and shoot the kid right out from under the FATHER, 4 a HAH!! I guess they figured the kid would grow up 2 join Hezzbolah and become a Suicide Bomber.
Reality Lord - October 1, 2010, 4:30 pm

i guess i owe a credit to hammy. i saw this on CNN years back, one of the most disturbing images i've ever seen. hammy did a poster of this some months back.


RIFLES - The new generation of toys.


TAGS: hello kitty assault rifle gun shoot pew bullets hurt harm lol funny cat new generation of toys the
Rating: 2.41/5

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Octopus_Soup - July 26, 2009, 1:00 pm
Epic win.


DEEP THOUGHT - can be quite harmful. You might just probe a little too deep.




DREAMERS -




TOP O' THE MORNIN' TO YA - now part of a balanced, nutritional breakfast




JOKES - Sometimes are taken over the limit


TAGS: jokes fire flame harm funny *****le
Rating: 2.47/5

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Derek - November 26, 2009, 4:26 pm
Ouch! Psychopath!


WHY IS IT? -


TAGS: why alone dark help harmony
Rating: 4.79/5

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Rick69 - February 18, 2012, 5:00 pm
Perhaps. . . or perhaps we can't stand competition: we help each other if they are inferior/superior to us but not if they are the same status. . . that's how problems seem to start. . .
Zetmonk - February 18, 2012, 5:06 am
I suspect it has something to do with the fact that we'll only help the poor bastard once he falls. Silly humans. 5L


DISILLUSIONED -


TAGS: charming bastich jerk glass slipper
Rating: 4.69/5

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Faceplant31 - August 23, 2010, 5:57 pm
5L space.
agdaniele - August 22, 2010, 10:56 pm
He was always more interested in th***s than slippers.


COURAGE -


TAGS: nospiderswereharmedduringyourfeebleattempttoproveyourmanhood
Rating: 3.35/5

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Treehodger - March 6, 2010, 12:50 am
True story here. My neighbor had a 10 year old son, who literally broke down into tears and screaming / crying hysterically due to a tiny spider and his dad laughed and said "You're like a million times bigger then it! Pansy."
erock - February 5, 2010, 3:08 pm
sean, that is awesome!
Sean - April 7, 2009, 10:19 pm
Thank you. And the spider got away. I love spiders. Just not those daddy long legs -- those bastards creep me out big time. Rather hold a freakin' turantula. Thanks again. Bye.
agdaniele - April 7, 2009, 10:04 pm
Brilliant.


SELF HARMING - You Never Did It Right




SOME SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE... -


TAGS: disclaimer big pharma drugs
Rating: 3.47/5

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glockfanusa - January 3, 2012, 2:26 am
Let me try this. Head. Crack. c******d. Headcrack. Ok lets see what gets cencored.
glockfanusa - January 3, 2012, 2:25 am
They seriously censored the word c******ds? What is that offensive to drug addicts or something. When did useing the term c******d for thieveing losers breaking into your house because they are to lazy or high to get a job become political incorrect?
glockfanusa - January 3, 2012, 2:22 am
When used against scumbag c******ds breaking into your home side effects may include LIFE.
culos - March 3, 2011, 11:46 am
one every two seconds? dang! you must be clumsy, one should do the trick....
kotazo - March 3, 2011, 11:35 am
that's the only cure for stupidity. Take one every 2 seconds for a whole minute, right in the forehead.
pzykosiz - October 18, 2010, 1:11 am
it comes with a special "syringe", and gets injected straight to the brain
agdaniele - October 18, 2010, 12:47 am
Depends on what method of delivery you pick.
Cubbybear - October 18, 2010, 12:40 am
I wonder if you take this orally or rectally?
agdaniele - October 18, 2010, 12:03 am
Looks like the package was tampered with... it may not be sanitary.
jameswnash - October 18, 2010, 12:00 am
a bullet suppository? What ever you do, don't fart


UGLY TRUTH -




MA WOULD BE SO PROUD -


TAGS: childhood trauma eharmony
Rating: 4.58/5

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Ragnar - May 10, 2012, 6:26 pm
HEY...I gotz one just like that :-)... we are "special"


THE DEVIL - Funny, well dressed, and charming. Everything one needs and more to be master of evil.




YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE - You dare to mock Australia's national food GSJ21. Now I'll give you something to scream about.


TAGS: a harmless comeback to someone mocking vegemite
Rating: 1.92/5

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pzykosiz - May 16, 2010, 7:52 pm
hi buddy. thanks for noticing my poster. i hope you enjoyed it
GSJ21 - May 16, 2010, 7:40 pm
You see all that does is remind everyone that you don't have taste buds. Plus I know a few Australian's who don't like it, might wanna do some "re-patriotizing" in Newcastle, buddy.


The Best Color In The Whole World -


TAGS: color equality harmony attitude life
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - September 3, 2014, 10:58 pm
Thank you :)
ughomer - September 3, 2014, 3:12 pm
Superb - 5 lions.


I LIKE HIKING AND BIKING AND CUDDLING -


TAGS: eharmony india
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Airman

carebear - March 15, 2012, 9:46 pm
(carebear BANNED)


- Any man may easily do harm, but not every man can do good to another.




THE FIRST DATE - Can be a little awkward, if you lied on your e-Harmony profile.




CONCEIT - CUBBY WATCH YOURSELF -


TAGS: cubby is a harmless teddybear
Rating: 4.85/5

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Cubbybear - August 5, 2010, 11:23 pm
My a** is numb from 47 years of bites my friend...5 grumpy poodles


TOCS BIG DECISION -


TAGS: pharmacy cowboy
Rating: 4.8/5

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rerun - September 6, 2010, 2:46 pm

one of the greatest tribute posters here
thatonechick - July 12, 2010, 4:05 pm
Still top 5, eh? LoL
ICEMAN - July 10, 2010, 12:56 am
I suppose booze & bacon are considered living expenses. -sigh-
CANADA - July 9, 2010, 9:04 pm
WOW! what a tribute lol
Cubbybear - July 7, 2010, 7:29 pm
I'll send you flowers...5(gonna hide now)poodles
GreyScorpion - July 7, 2010, 6:12 pm
one of those canadian imports?? 1/2 priced, at best
Faceplant31 - July 7, 2010, 6:11 pm
4 Cows i think, unless it is the illegal kind.
GreyScorpion - July 7, 2010, 6:09 pm
what's a good Pharmacy worth in Arkansas these days? 5L
Faceplant31 - July 7, 2010, 6:07 pm
Nice one!


THE GIRL WHO SUED GOD -




Reefer Madness -




BALANCE -




ALL ALIKE -


TAGS: harmony in psychology march 2010
Rating: 4.17/5

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spacedog - March 16, 2010, 6:34 pm
Great job Lester. In my faves.
Mongo - March 16, 2010, 11:32 am
Nice


CANADA - Apparently you CAN die there... So much for their great health care system!


TAGS: august challenge canada can cause harmful side effects
Rating: 3.61/5

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Derek - August 23, 2009, 6:41 pm
That explains why you don't find deros on the streets in Canada.


REALITY -


TAGS: life time happy end tale cinderella prince charming frog kiss joke glass slipper melissa joan hart
Rating: 3.5/5

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redhdsrbst - February 18, 2010, 11:39 am
Posting rules prevent "The rest of the story.."


IN MEMORIAM -


TAGS: life time natasha richardson death celeb charming lady class 1963 accident ski
Rating: 2.95/5

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Cheech - May 23, 2009, 11:48 am
d*** I did miss a few letters on that one.
Bob chin - May 22, 2009, 9:10 pm
Or "uninformed" I believe
Cheech - May 22, 2009, 5:45 pm
Just an FYI I was engaged to and lived with a woman from Toronto for several years and there were several reasons she lived in the states Health care, Taxes and Weather. So while I may not be an expert I am certainly NOT uniformed.
Cheech - May 22, 2009, 5:43 pm
Also if you took it as an attack on Canada I apologize. It was more of an attack on the President and the Dems who want to force socialized medicine on the citizens of the USA. I'm sorry you can keep it.
Cheech - May 22, 2009, 5:40 pm
I know much of the details AND I am an EMS professional. I know what is and isn't important. With her situation time was of the essence if she had access to a CT that wasn't a 2 hr Ambulance ride away she "may" have survived.
Canuck - May 11, 2009, 10:24 pm
She refused treatment for 2 hours before being taken to a Canadian hospital and then flown to Manhattan.
Canuck - May 11, 2009, 10:22 pm
The Country she was injured in had nothing to do with her death. Educate yourself more on the circumstances before you try to use someone else's personal tragedy as ammo to attack a whole country. She never waited at a Canadian hospital.
Cheech - May 11, 2009, 9:04 pm
I bet her outcome would have been different if she had her accident in the US. Where should would have gotten quality health care immediately instead of waiting almost 10 hours. Socialized medicine my a**. My condolences to her family.


SHE HAD BETTER BE CAREFUL - The last girl snake charmer mysteriously disappeared when everyone turned their backs...


TAGS: girl snake charmer
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Rexman

Rexman - December 21, 2009, 4:57 pm
The snake charmer "disappeared" lol!
Fatt Matt - December 21, 2009, 4:51 pm
Did she disappear or did she make the snake disappear?


Smile & Nod -


TAGS: ringing ears harmony
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - June 24, 2014, 7:14 am
Brilliant.
GaryO - June 22, 2014, 9:18 am
Too right. Too dang right. I get the ocean. Like I’ve got a conch shell permanently attached to my ear. Wait. That IS my ear.


EUPHORIA:THERE'S A PILL FOR EVERYTHING -




Walmart bargains -


TAGS: walmart bargains do more harm than good
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 28, 2013, 12:44 pm
Lol, wait - what?
EmilioDumphque - September 28, 2013, 12:09 pm
Wife's pets. (Your welcome.)


ZOMBIEBAIT -


TAGS: relationship eharmony dating
Rating: 4.79/5

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crankyhead - October 6, 2010, 9:05 am
LOL!


FORTRESS -




Prescription Deliveries -




BLASPHEMOUS ADVICE - Young ladies, the first question you should always ask on eHarmony is ...




THE HAPPY COUPLE - "Thanks e-Harmony"


TAGS: e harmony happy couple
Rating: 3.65/5

More motifakes by MustyK

LD0ne - June 9, 2010, 10:57 am
whatever the hell it is it looks like it probably carries a million diseases
fred - January 22, 2010, 5:06 pm
from this page:http://copypast.ru/2009/10/09/neobychnye_predstaviteli_zhivotnogo_mira_30_foto.html anyone speak russian?
ICEMAN - January 21, 2010, 9:02 pm
They is gonna make sum mighty purdy young-uns.
fred - January 21, 2010, 6:43 pm
Yes, it does look like crap! IDK what it is.
Derek - January 21, 2010, 2:48 pm
A salamander??! Holy crap!


WOW -


TAGS: another successful eharmony match
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Faceplant31 - July 15, 2010, 6:37 pm
HIlarious! This should be in the HOF! 5L


ONE GIANT LEAP -




TROUBLE A BREWIN' - They Better Not Mix Up My Prescriptions, or There Will Be Hell to Pay




CHARM - Gentlemen; Forget Charm, forget wit, forget good looks, forget money. Sometimes there's only one way to get a good woman.


TAGS: charm
Rating: 2.67/5

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True Charm. -




One world -


TAGS: peace harmony holding hands demon spawn
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - November 30, 2014, 12:35 am
Hmmm, just dawns on me now...Thedge wasn't implying I was a virgin. Sorry for the confusion.
spacedog - November 2, 2014, 10:12 am
No kidding...He's about three decades too late. That spaceship has blasted off.
Thedge - November 2, 2014, 1:18 am
Chocolate pants... am gonna present that idea to Richard Branson, probably considering a more viable option than Virgin Space by now.
spacedog - November 1, 2014, 10:02 am
Still, the Swiss make the best chocolate clocks, not sure about chocolate pants. Thanks for the comment.
Thedge - October 30, 2014, 11:07 pm
ok, the lefty demons... why do the Swiss always get off the hook? Yeah, chocolate. But, leather pants thing cancels out chocolate.
GaryO - October 30, 2014, 8:34 pm
wonderful


They say everything tastes better with ketchup? -


TAGS: harmless evil pranks
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - March 9, 2016, 1:59 am
Thanks, Cynic! I'm glad someone else enjoys a little juvenile humor now and then!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 8, 2016, 10:21 pm
Jeez, dizz! You're on a roll!


Meetings -


TAGS: just a little harmless racism
Rating: 4.88/5

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Oldsod - January 13, 2015, 5:09 pm
Glad I wasn't drinking coffee when I saw this...5 Lions of Zion, Mon!


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